Who wouldn't want to become famous? Not you? Well, I'm dreaming of becoming one. "Dreaming" , that makes a perfect sense. I dream of becoming successful, but then I find myself on my bed, clock shows 6 A.M. in the morning, my friend pulling my sleeve with an angry look on his face " Wake up man, I hate that alarm tone on your phone." . You google " how to be famous" and open wiki how and first thing it suggests is you need to be confident, passionate and what not. And I'm like WHAT THE HELL!! Then, an idea struck me. Ek idea jo badalde aapki duniyaa.
The stupid idea was, creating a facebook page and becoming successful. At the first thought, I was like HAHAHAHAHA!!! But then I said to myself ; " Bill gates too must've had pretty stupid thoughts. Go create a facebook page, become famous and hang out with him like brothers from another mother. " This is why I love my internal monologue. It inspires me in a stupid way. For one reason, it was kind of a necessity for me to create a facebook page. I need a platform to frow. Oh sorry, "grow". That was a typing mistake. I need to promote my blog. THIS is my master plan. So guys I'm becoming famous very soon. Woohoo.
I opened facebook, clicked on "create a page" and looked at the options. What type of page? Entertainment or public figure or business or so on!! I got pretty much confused. I know I should've clicked the "entertainment" option, but instead searched the name of our dear "Meme Nepal" page, clicked it and had a view and found out the page was "public figure" so I did the same. So now my page is a public figure. Then here comes " naming your page " . I thought and thought and had an enlightenment from the gods above. You know what I had initially thought for my page's name?? " LIVING IN MARS!!!! " What the hell!! Living in Mars? What kind of name is that for a page. But let's be honest. We all have seen pages having a lot name wierder than this. I laughed a lot at the initial thought and thought it would work as it would quickly grab peoples' attention.
I stayed silent. Somehow, I didn't feel like it. Then another 'less wierd' name sprang into my mind, "Internet life". Oh cool, I thought. I just went on with it. I messaged my friends to like my page. Put something as profile and cover picture which I had recently found the funniest. As I went on, at like... late night, I felt like my page was incomplete. Had it become a typical meme and gag page? Yes it had. I should create something which I'm good at. Let's create a page where I can share everything ; from funny to emotional to educational, knowledgeable, philosophical, and so on. Another name sprang. "Phony writer". Man, these names keep making a sudden visit to my mind. When I had a second thought for that name, I thought it would work. Now I felt empty. I felt the name "Internet life" was whack, a bad one. I requested dear facebook to change the name of my page to "Phony writer" and gladly it accepted my request (love you babes :*). Now I felt good. I sent an invitation to anyone whose name appeared ( sorry if you felt disturbed). I messaged people to like my page. Thank you all. Love you.
If an invitation didn't come to you then please copy and type this link and like my page : www.facebook.com/isharemyfeelings . Wooo, advertisement of my page through blog. Now, where was I !! Yes, then I changed my profile picture from funny to something serious ( after putting much thought into it). 6 strings of guitar looked cool, oh so cool. Now about that cover picture which states "Just do it tomorrow", I didn't feel like changing it. Why?? Because that guy resembles me a lot. I too am a "Just do it tomorrow" guy. Love that cover picture. Just love it. What more do I have to say!! Please like my page. Damn, I'm begging you people. I promise I won't forget you once I become famous.
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